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IF you were the alone soul talking, AND you're not, then you could say that, BUT IF this is a dialogue, AND that involve two people, which includes me, you can BUTT out with your foolish rules IF you want me to pay any attention to you.
IF not, you're an changeling AND a BUTT-HEAD. So you can take your IFs and ANDs and BUTS and shove them (where else?) up your BUTT.